I sometimes want fireplaces for myself

What should have been wine, sunset, park, person one and person two ended up with rain, fireplace, champagne, person one and person two (good start) rapidly followed by old high school classmate with boyfriend, ex girlfriend of person two, who still clearly still needs person two and the ex girlfriend of a friend of person one, whose ex boyfriend person one wanted to kiss when now ex boy and girlfriend were still together but person one did not know they were. it ended with the disappearance of person two and ex girlfriend, while all the other guests left or went to bed.



I have just written the script to a (satirical) comedy, something just almost as hilarious and confusing as Oscar Wilde´s. .