Farmhouse Fest

Imagine an English cottage, a two floor farmhouse with 5 bedrooms, a kitchen and a decently sized living room. A big garden with apple trees ( I am sure they were there), a bouncy castle, a swimming pool with 50 cans of chopped tomatoes, 5 incredible beautiful horses, York Minster Ale and the Yorkshire Terrier (ale), £2 bottle Absolut Kurant and rock, hip-hop and singer-songwriter bands in the living room. People to drink beer with and jump around in a deflated bouncy castle, to groove to the music with. To feed the horses sugar bits with. Loose your earring and meet random people who think (thought) I am Irish. Walk 20 miles and feel your legs ache 2 days afterwards.

Will be remembered a long while.